TOPEKA, KS — Vexed by the high price of gasoline, local man Aaron Barnett decided to cast his vote for America to start castrating kids again. ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌  Newsletter Sponsored by Alliance Defending Freedom Man Frustrated By Gas Prices Votes To Start Castrating Kids Again TOPEKA, KS — Vexed by the high price of gasoline, local man Aaron Barnett decided to cast his vote for America to start castrating kids again. Read more God Pulls Back Even With Gavin Newsom In Race To Destroy California New Mug Now Available At The Babylon Bee Store 🤭 Get Yours Today A message from Alliance Defending Freedom Another State CENSORS The Babylon Bee. Defend Satirical Speech! The Babylon Bee is fighting a third state’s censorship law that criminalizes satirical political memes. (No, that’s not a joke.) Will you give to help defend The Babylon Bee as it fights for its right to be funny?   Protect Your Right to Humor Cute: Katie Zacharia To Dress Up As A Lawyer For Halloween Seven Stages To Every Empire & Where America Sits Today* Babylon's Best Car Dealers & Repair Shops Don't Want You To Know About This. You can erase scratches in your car's paint in under 30 Seconds. See how FixAPro is saving do-it-yourselfers money today. Learn more here.* Banned By Amazon, But Not Illegal? This summer's hottest gadgets and DIY gifts that they don't want you to have. Quantity discounts are available, so get yourself more than one or as gifts for your friends and family. Check out these "banned" gadgets now.* Stop Kitchen Fires In Seconds. Point, spray, done. HALT Fire kills grease, oil, and electrical fires in under 30 seconds — residue-free and safe for kids and pets. Keep one within reach before disaster strikes. Get HALT Fire Now*     *This is sponsored content. 45f7-h29p-9230-8jvn Stop Spam Folders From Silencing Satire. You deserve every punchline. Bee Mail puts our updates right where they belong—your Gmail Primary tab. Activate Bee Mail Now. Want us to stop emailing you? Unsubscribe here. Want a break? Click here to pause these emails for 14 days Latest News | Store | Download App | Subscribe PO Box 546, Jupiter, FL 33468 Copyright ©2026  The Babylon Bee, LLC. All rights reserved.